So I work at Target right..-.-

shaun-alexander:

and I’ve been there for 3 and a half years. I need a new fucking job, for as good as I am there and a highly valued worker..I should have a lot better pay and a much better position. Shit pisses me off, that’s why come after Christmas. My search will start for a new job. No matter what it takes.

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So I work at Target right..-.-

shaun-alexander:

and I’ve been there for 3 and a half years. I need a new fucking job, for as good as I am there and a highly valued worker..I should have a lot better pay and a much better position. Shit pisses me off, that’s why come after Christmas. My search will start for a new job. No matter what it takes.

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andgoodbye:

bthny:

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Ms. forever.

“Worked so hard to earn this title”? Any idiot can get married. Fucker.

Does she not realize that people are probably saying “Ms.,” not “Miss,” because nobody cares whether she’s married or not? Are there people out there who actually take the time to check a woman’s left hand before deciding whether to call them “Miss” or “Missus?” Does she think she’s living in a Jane Austen novel?
Also, the part where she talks about working hard to earn her title makes her sound like Anna Nicole Smith (may she rest in peace).

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bthny:

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Ms. forever.

“Worked so hard to earn this title”? Any idiot can get married. Fucker.

Does she not realize that people are probably saying “Ms.,” not “Miss,” because nobody cares whether she’s married or not? Are there people out there who actually take the time to check a woman’s left hand before deciding whether to call them “Miss” or “Missus?” Does she think she’s living in a Jane Austen novel?

Also, the part where she talks about working hard to earn her title makes her sound like Anna Nicole Smith (may she rest in peace).

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“ Preschoolers are cute right? Well so should their scarfs be. ”
Source. I’m totally still making the scarf.
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What kind of name is Neah? It sounds like someone trying to say the word “near” in a terrible British accent.

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What kind of name is Neah? It sounds like someone trying to say the word “near” in a terrible British accent.

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sarahcolombo:

Guys, I know that some of you are upset about “the surge,” but aren’t we all forgetting about an even  more controversial surge? Like, the one that was banned from schools?

Oh man, that stuff was so gross and so enticing

sarahcolombo:

Guys, I know that some of you are upset about “the surge,” but aren’t we all forgetting about an even  more controversial surge? Like, the one that was banned from schools?

Oh man, that stuff was so gross and so enticing

I absolutely need this shirt (or a homemade knockoff, which would be cheap to make and hilariously easy to find supplies for at Hobby Lobby) for next July 4th.

I absolutely need this shirt (or a homemade knockoff, which would be cheap to make and hilariously easy to find supplies for at Hobby Lobby) for next July 4th.

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I had one of these McAlister’s Bacon Spuds a couple days ago, which is a baked potato, approximately the size of my head, with cheese and bacon, and since then all I can think about is eating more potatoes with cheese and bacon. I will post my cooking exploits once I turn in my last final paper!

I had one of these McAlister’s Bacon Spuds a couple days ago, which is a baked potato, approximately the size of my head, with cheese and bacon, and since then all I can think about is eating more potatoes with cheese and bacon. I will post my cooking exploits once I turn in my last final paper!

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andgoodbye:

38% downloaded!!!!

Cetus lapedus!

andgoodbye:

38% downloaded!!!!

Cetus lapedus!

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shaun-alexander:

LOL.
“I want your bod..look at that hot bod. Mmmmm”
Get your Bod Body Spray Now folks!

shaun-alexander:

LOL.

“I want your bod..look at that hot bod. Mmmmm”

Get your Bod Body Spray Now folks!

Decided to skip the nap & visit my friend Tracy’s new baby, Allison, instead. So gorgeous! My uterus is melting :)

Decided to skip the nap & visit my friend Tracy’s new baby, Allison, instead. So gorgeous! My uterus is melting :)

Damn Colleen and her decision to receive Twitter notifications via text message, which is preventing me from tweeting in the middle of the night before she has final exams!

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“ Deer used to mean all deer, but now it just means one deer. ”
— Colleen, studying linguistics